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TOTALLY SCREWED - which is worse, dealing with the monster spider or not wiping your crappy butt ?


TAGS: totally screwed spider toilet paper
Rating: 4.57/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2013, 2:10 am
Not entirely screwed if you own a sh**gun.
Oiler - January 15, 2013, 6:59 pm
That fallout, is the single best reason ever for NOT wiping your arse. Thank you for playing to my phobia. 5 unwiped Ls
falloutghoul - August 31, 2011, 10:51 pm
Good lord, what is that?


THERAPY HELPS - But screaming obscenities is faster, cheaper and more satisfying ...


TAGS: therapy helps screaming obscenities cheaper
Rating: 4.69/5

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mariand - January 20, 2012, 2:27 am
lol... dude, that's the best part of the therapy
vulture - January 19, 2012, 4:57 pm
And MUCH more fun!


JUST GIVE UP. - It's Okay, No One Blames You.


TAGS: l4d zombie screwed witch
Rating: 2.52/5
mikeloeven - September 25, 2012, 4:04 pm
/sv_cheats 1 /god 1 nuf said
Anonymous2 - January 20, 2010, 11:51 pm
All they want to do is eat your brains. They're not unreasonable, no one wants to eat your eyes...


EPIC FAIL - Because you fail so bad, even the paper clip is laughing at you




ITT TECH -


TAGS: tech cat screwdriver wytch
Rating: 3.71/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:04 pm
I trust him more than I do the creeps at Best Buy.


THERAPY IS HELPFUL - But screaming obscenities is faster and cheaper !


TAGS: therapy helpful screaming obscenities faster
Rating: 4.76/5

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Budog - August 25, 2011, 5:46 pm
Well that is because she is just a psycho b****...
mariand - August 25, 2011, 4:41 pm
LOL...and hair pulled?


STUPID COMPUTERS... - No wonder why people choose Mac computers...


TAGS: windows mac computer stupid bluescreen
Rating: 2.47/5

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Renza - January 23, 2013, 2:57 pm
macs - proving their superiority by comparing themselves to 20 year old software
jejeloman - March 16, 2012, 12:28 am
True stuff
Fatemaster - March 15, 2012, 12:35 am
No matter what anyone says at least I don't get interrupted 2000 times a day for updates while on my Mac!
dootndo2 - March 14, 2012, 10:33 am
YES! Because there's nothing more relatable than a Window 95 error to once again prove that Macs are better.
calvin5040 - November 20, 2011, 10:00 pm
I would buy a MAC but I don't want to sell my kidney and left lung to get one.
Greeny - November 19, 2011, 5:55 am
I bet it's hard to use a Mac - while camped out in a park


THE JOYS OF FATHERHOOD -


TAGS: baby one move scream
Rating: 4.96/5

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GySgt1811 - August 10, 2011, 1:06 pm
5 wet nappies. I just overflewed (past pluperfect subjunctive) my Depends!
Cloudchaser - August 10, 2011, 11:17 am
Mother Nature is a mean spirited b****. She loves to call at bad times and she doesn't give a **** if you can't answer right away, much less if answering right now isn't convenient


SCREW THE DOG - It's my wife you better worry about ...


TAGS: screw dog worry about wife
Rating: 4.61/5

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rerun - February 16, 2012, 7:28 pm

That is why it's best to never date in the workplace.


TOTALLY SCREWED - Did you ever get the feeling that it was going to be a really bad day ?


TAGS: toatally screwed bad day
Rating: 4.77/5

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ICEMAN - May 29, 2011, 11:52 pm
Only when you put up a poster. Heh, heh, heh.


DISCRETION -


TAGS: discretion avengers scarlett renner
Rating: 4.48/5

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sharebear - March 16, 2013, 4:22 am
lol
carebear - March 21, 2012, 2:25 pm
(carebear BANNED)
maoworks2 - March 21, 2012, 7:22 am
I Love The Pic 5L


SCREWED -


TAGS: surfer wave screwed
Rating: 3.96/5

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GreyScorpion - December 11, 2009, 11:35 am
Preach my Brother, Preach it!! "5 oh, f*ck, not again's"


IN NO UNCERTAIN TERMS -


TAGS: arabian oil gas screw
Rating: 4.72/5

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Hawamleh - January 21, 2013, 7:16 am
Wait you actually believe that ? Have you ever considered that maybe we don't want your democracy or "freedom". Besides it is very wrong to call all arabs muslim, we're not. Your soldiers are here for many reasons. Our democracy is not one of them.
raygun505 - January 19, 2013, 2:11 am
Drill here, drill now and let the Muslims die for their own democracy.
pzykosiz - April 21, 2011, 8:47 am
were paying $1.48 australian over here, which going by the exchange rates, is about $1.57 US
Hawamleh - April 21, 2011, 8:22 am
Companies are screwing us EH-rabs too... 3.5$ or so a liter here in arab land..
Sean - April 20, 2011, 11:35 pm
*so-ciety
Sean - April 20, 2011, 11:34 pm
But wait, Mooooooooooooooooooooooo. Didn't ya hear the news: an armed society is a po-lite so-city! But of course, so is a civilized society. *slaps knee melodramatically, scaring his nearest cat*
Sean - April 20, 2011, 11:27 pm
Solution? More guns/arm everyone.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2011, 10:56 pm
Awwwww...ICE found a problem that guns can't solve......(sadface)
ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 10:38 pm
Why don't you two just swap spit already, sheesh.
crankyhead - April 20, 2011, 9:26 pm
Eh-rabs. LOL!
Sean - April 20, 2011, 9:13 pm
Thanks, Mooooooooooooooooooooooooster. I coulda just said "poster = derp" but that woulda been selfish.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2011, 9:02 pm
I always learn something when Sean speaks....And I never doubt it's Validity (Thank you Sean)
Sean - April 20, 2011, 8:53 pm
Canada is your single biggest foreign source of your oil. And I'm pretty sure we charge you the going rate. So go ahead and blame the Eh-rabs. No really. Go ahead.
crankyhead - April 20, 2011, 8:34 pm
love thi5
spacedog - April 20, 2011, 8:33 pm
I like it Greeny. The poster, not the fuel prices.
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 2:54 pm
5L for the $398/gal I paid.
Airman - April 20, 2011, 1:24 pm
I filled up this morning in Denver at $3.42 a gallon.. almost 4 liters.. so you are paying over $8 a gallon!
forseti - April 20, 2011, 1:07 pm
We're paying 1,55 EURO(!) [2,25 $] a liter...
Airman - April 20, 2011, 12:39 pm
because you love us and want us to be happy
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2011, 12:14 pm
Or Canadian, I still don't get why we sell it to the US.....I'm paying $1.32 a liter while we have one of the worlds largest reserves....WTF?
Airman - April 20, 2011, 10:47 am
yes it does, but not Alaskan
forseti - April 20, 2011, 10:03 am
Doesn't that happens with Texan Oil, too?!?
Kspace - April 20, 2011, 9:14 am
5L because it's the frackin' truth.


* WEAR SUNSCREEN * - Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of '99 If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it.


TAGS: wear sunscreen baz luhrmann rnr
Rating: 3/5

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HtD - January 19, 2009, 11:55 pm
Bacon always gets five from me.
RnR - September 3, 2008, 12:03 pm
you know, i expected it to rate higher.. after all it has got bacon in it :)


COSPLAY - It's not for everyone.




IN TWENTY YEARS - One of the most frustrating things kids will face is finding a screen name that hasn't already been taken


TAGS: in twenty years screen name
Rating: 4.74/5

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calvin5040 - January 27, 2013, 11:16 pm
Some websites are starting to delete 2 year dormit accounts so probably won't happen once most websites start doing it.
forseti - December 19, 2011, 2:26 am
LOL!


The Social Divide -


TAGS: discretion military karma heaven hell
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - March 26, 2014, 12:58 am
Thank you. :)
lgvernon - March 25, 2014, 1:00 pm

Now I need to sign up under ten different names so I can like this 10 times!


YTD AIRPORT STATISTICS -


TAGS: security screening tsa
Rating: 4.86/5

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Faceplant31 - January 19, 2011, 3:44 pm
I win i win!!! She still looks good even when she is bummin it.
Airman - January 19, 2011, 2:40 pm
yes it is
Faceplant31 - January 19, 2011, 2:10 pm
Is it Kate Beckinsale?
50cal - January 19, 2011, 2:08 pm
5 finger check for you airman!
Airman - January 19, 2011, 12:55 pm
anyone recognize that young lady? hint: actress
hootizz - January 19, 2011, 3:32 am
hahaha.., trust you airman... 5 tooth paste tube bombs for you...
Donkasaurus - January 18, 2011, 7:49 pm
When I go to Dominica in March I will REFUSE to go through that line.....until I have a raging stiffy, that'll learn 'em
Reality Lord - January 18, 2011, 5:29 pm

lol


SPARTA HIGH SCHOOL -


TAGS: sparta high school motivational screamer
Rating: 4.03/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 7, 2010, 1:23 pm
Hey! My mom went to that schoo.......f***er!
Mega48man - February 7, 2010, 1:00 pm
that last one looks like chuck norris, that's where he got is high school diploma.
Portgas D. Ace - December 10, 2009, 12:19 pm
A deep black hole?
LogicDude - October 26, 2009, 4:57 pm
Was their school mascot a hunchback? A Trojan? Immortal?
DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 4:43 pm
OMFG Thats the coolest thing i've ever heard...........not
Aryan - October 26, 2009, 4:39 pm
Oh my god! Hahaha! your not gonno believe this, but I actualy go to sparta high school, I swear to god! well, its sparta, NJ.
MrRandom - October 25, 2009, 3:14 am
LOL, I love it.
BoneCD - October 24, 2009, 11:31 pm
*tears* LMAO excellent Ron!
agdaniele - October 24, 2009, 10:04 pm
Hilarious!!!


YOUR SOCIOLOGY REPORT - Don't trust Wikipedia for it.


TAGS: screensh** or it didn t happen
Rating: 2.53/5

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Viper - June 5, 2010, 3:25 pm
like wtf
LogicDude - November 16, 2009, 1:18 pm
Great Scott!!!


DAVE IS TOTALLY BUSTED AND BROKE - Dude, I am not a psychic but I have a strong feeling that you are totally screwed


TAGS: dave busted broke screwed
Rating: 4.03/5

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le0001 - January 9, 2014, 1:23 pm
You're* Hehe lol!!
ian136 - August 20, 2012, 4:46 pm
llllllolololololollolololololo THATS SO LOL f***IN FUNNY
Reverie - June 12, 2011, 2:34 am
Meh both title and description could be better 0.0
Budog - June 10, 2011, 7:36 pm
LMAO !!!
Feasibly - June 10, 2011, 6:53 pm
Dear Nikki, my GF has a nice size bank account, but thanks anyway...she says "hi" back.
Sean - June 10, 2011, 12:57 pm
You think maybe this kinda thing was why Dave couldn't keep it in his ... naw, now were just blaming the victim here.
Sean - June 10, 2011, 12:56 pm
Yes, yes I was. I even lost a little sleep over it and felt deeply disappointed in Nikki, wot with her setting such a poor example fer them kids.
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 4:46 am
"Dear Nikki, it's YOU'RE"... Come on, I'm not the only one thinking it...
mariand - June 10, 2011, 3:54 am
LOL... awe5ome


I SCEAM -




~ SUNSCREEN ~ - There you have it, all the wisdom you'll ever need.


TAGS: sunscreen baz luhrman
Rating: 2.4/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 3, 2008, 12:37 pm
--well-known form of the essay is the successful music single released in 1999, credited to Baz Luhrmann." - from wikipedia, though I knew most of it. :)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 3, 2008, 12:36 pm
"Wear Sunscreen or Sunscreen Speech are the common names of an essay actually called "Advice, like youth, probably just wasted on the young" written by Mary Schmich and published in the Chicago Tribune as a column in 1997. The most popular and well-known
Drenix - September 3, 2008, 12:19 pm
I once saw a video with that song, (well, not sure it was a song, but had something). And now I ask... do you have the name or anything? The author?. Tnx


IN THE BACK OF THE AMBULANCE - Nobody can hear you scream ...


TAGS: back ambulance nobody hear scream
Rating: 4.79/5

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Budog - February 14, 2012, 4:46 am
"What happens in the box, stays in the box..."
Zetmonk - February 13, 2012, 4:21 am
Eish. That's unpleasant!
BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 4:59 pm
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here :)


SILENCE -


TAGS: powerful scream silence
Rating: 4.82/5

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djrcreative - January 15, 2012, 9:30 pm
o/ Sometimes [though] the sound of "goodbye" is louder than any drum beat. o/
CloudchaserS - January 5, 2012, 10:54 am
In space, no one can hear you scream
maoworks2 - January 4, 2012, 6:50 pm
Lots Of The Times It's The Best Way !
Zetmonk - January 4, 2012, 10:03 am
Hectic. Awesome pic too.
Reality Lord - January 4, 2012, 7:09 am

creeped the crap outta me....niiiiiiiice :)


THEORETIC PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: bear eats you in the woods nobody else is there do you still scream in agony
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 31, 2014, 4:15 pm
Thanks 5Lot crotchety...can't get Teddy Bears Picnic "when you go out in the woods today" out of my head!
trbecome - March 31, 2014, 2:16 pm
"I know this is your nature" real wit. love it
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 31, 2014, 1:38 pm
I sent the original late last night, trying to make it more humorous, but it's difficult when you've had a long week, and you're falling asleep on the couch. Having it rejected the first time, came as no surprise, lol! Thanks Ig :-D
lgvernon - March 31, 2014, 1:10 pm

Now THIS is what I meant! Biggest laugh of the month! 5L, faved, and shared on FB.


ARGUING. - She's learning early.




WORST TIMING EVER! - Is when the blue screen strikes


TAGS: blue screen plane
Rating: 3.69/5

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CANADA - November 3, 2009, 4:24 pm
it was cheating
CANADA - November 3, 2009, 4:24 pm
i did what newbs did, and used multiple computers and told people to vote for me
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 1:03 am
Just gave it a 5, but it was ranked very high for a 1st poster... you knew how to rig votes back then?
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 1:01 am
this is my first poster!


COMPUTER CAT - Loves his symbols




YOU GONNA DIE -




the scar that wouldn't heal -


TAGS: america 9 11 scar freedom scre you nsa reading this
Rating: 4.77/5

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Airman - September 11, 2013, 10:08 pm
Pretty Cool Dude
chickenlittle - September 11, 2013, 9:08 am
Very nice! Love that song too.


EARTH -




SCREW IT -




MUNCH - on this!


TAGS: munch ice cream scream
Rating: 3.18/5

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spacedog - February 1, 2010, 2:41 am
Nice.
Erik the Viking - September 9, 2008, 1:56 am
And a very well-done rendition on a plate with syrup or whatever, wow!
aPauling - August 27, 2008, 5:03 pm
Very good. For those not in the know, Edvard Munch painted The Scream, the painting this is based on. Very good motifake.
ax - August 27, 2008, 1:01 pm
haha brilliant pun :D


PRINT-SCREEN - Deleting your post doesn't delete the evidence!




PAWS - HOLY CRAP! We're screwed.




TADA! - Mind if I dance on your grave?




PREEMPTIVE STRIKE - Terminate With Extreme Discretion




COMPETENCE -




RULE 34 - No exceptions.


TAGS: kaiba ygotas 34 rule screw
Rating: 3.23/5

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BLZ - November 20, 2011, 12:19 am
Yep add Sunglasses and Anime is OK. I've seen lots of Anime on here.


SCREWED - Has there ever been a more accurate description ?




TOOLS - The female way


TAGS: women female screwdriver hammer tool
Rating: 2.86/5

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BriaHere - June 19, 2009, 8:07 pm
Haha, at least I can laugh at this.


STEREOTYPES - White guys love basketball too


TAGS: bon** basketball ball scream race
Rating: 2.25/5

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David A - March 4, 2010, 11:05 am
It looks like Matthew is impressed with Jarvis' ball handling skills. Or he's just happy being in the game.


FEAR - The kid in the right knows it far better than you do.




Perspective -


TAGS: waxing poetry body pain screaming
Rating: 5/5

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blesic - July 21, 2015, 12:13 pm
Thank you very much!
mizzdizz - July 20, 2015, 1:15 pm
NEVER AGAIN! ROTFL! That much pain to only gain 2 days over using the razor! LOL! Good one Blesic! 5L


GRANDKIDS -


TAGS: noise hounds screams suicide
Rating: 4.81/5

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Peso - February 15, 2011, 5:48 am
Thanks. Yeah, true story too. They moved in "temporarily" last June. I'm not seeing a light at the end of the tunnel right now...
5150monkeylove - February 14, 2011, 9:22 pm
72 hours plus meals and meds. Ain't it grand! 5L


IT WASN'T ME... -


TAGS: ice cream you scream just wait til we get home
Rating: 4.8/5

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Greeny - September 7, 2012, 5:00 am
Expecially in the South, just axe anybody.
Verdeckt - September 7, 2012, 1:53 am
errr, in the vernacular of his people "Oh No you di-dent!!" :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 7, 2012, 12:35 am
Whining is the 'Murikan version of whinging....Try to remember where that broken English y'all speak comes from. :)
ICEMAN - September 7, 2012, 12:20 am
What the hell is a 'whinging' child. Anything like 'whining'?
Reality Lord - October 2, 2011, 10:27 am

lolz...thought it was a hammy at first. then i remembered....ice cream in the desertt....lol.


POOR CHOICES -


TAGS: screw with the wrong person and it could go really bad b******
Rating: 4.67/5

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5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 2:31 am
the chains were shopped in as well.... The original artist of the pic was awesome
5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 2:30 am
no bunnies were harmed in the making of this motifake... the right leg was shopped to the left side
5150monkeylove - November 4, 2010, 9:01 pm
This is what happens when you search "b******" on google. I was actually looking for something to go with a "restraint" fake I was working on
ICEMAN - November 4, 2010, 8:55 pm
Jeez. Who knew sean was into that ****?
spacedog - November 4, 2010, 8:55 pm
Nice.


PAPAL CONTROLS -


TAGS: popemobile excommunication ejection smokescreen
Rating: 4.61/5

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Reality Lord - August 26, 2010, 7:45 am

nice 1


SWEET SARSAPARILLA - That ant hole seemed like a good idea. Dagum fire ants.




TRUTH - Belief, repetition, and decibels do not create truth.


TAGS: yelling screaming shouting liars politicians
Rating: 3.72/5

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Sean - September 30, 2010, 4:10 pm
THE UVULA Nature's little punching bag for your ....
AdmiralAckbar - September 30, 2010, 12:25 pm
I just got them back. The ex had to return the computer and deleted the drives. An undelete program and 8 hours later and the memories were back.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2010, 12:23 pm
*3)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2010, 12:23 pm
2) Incriminating ph**os.
AdmiralAckbar - September 30, 2010, 12:22 pm
dude, mine got nothing. She tried but the judge had her in her sites. 2 rules. 1) good lawyer 2) female judge
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2010, 12:22 pm
That's why I live in sin.
culos - September 30, 2010, 12:20 pm
My ex still keeps killing me every month and will do so for 12 years. Ain't alimony a b****!
AdmiralAckbar - September 30, 2010, 12:20 pm
there was that, but the arsenic was the real culprit
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2010, 12:18 pm
Deleting your Tevo doesn't count.
AdmiralAckbar - September 30, 2010, 12:17 pm
I said girlfriends, the ex-wife tried to kill me. Still recovering.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2010, 12:03 pm
You guys are lightweights...My Ex stabbed me with a hair pin.
AdmiralAckbar - September 30, 2010, 12:00 pm
I second that ed, reminds me of all my ex girlfriends.
Ed-Hyde - September 30, 2010, 6:57 am
reminds me of an ex girlfriend.
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 12:58 am
LOL!!!! Minus one trip to the dentist.
Derek - September 30, 2010, 12:56 am
She appears to be the prototype for inflatable dolls.


BIRDS OF A FEATHER -


TAGS: birds screaming
Rating: 3.19/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 5, 2009, 1:50 am
THAT looks like a lot of fun!
Bunny - April 30, 2009, 6:18 am
I LOVE this one!!!!!!!


AAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHH! - FRIES NOT ONION RINGS!!!!!!


TAGS: scream
Rating: 3.09/5

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LIFE - Sometimes it screws you.




vision test -


TAGS: fingers scream
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - November 29, 2013, 3:57 pm
Quite possibly the most disturbing thing I've seen since I've been here. I don't know whether to cheer or fear. 5L in either case...either to bow to the genius or keep on your good side...
Sho - November 28, 2013, 7:10 pm
Bon Appétit and a happy (belated) Thanksgiving :)
GaryO - November 28, 2013, 7:03 pm
Geeezus, Sho, I just ate….turkey wing tips


Between the Lines -




SOLITARY -




MIME -




SOUND FX - In Motiland Everyone can hear you scream We just don't care enough to do anything about it


TAGS: sound fx scream homer munch
Rating: 4.28/5

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chumley - June 4, 2011, 1:42 pm
Bart is missing...
house - June 3, 2011, 7:42 am
LOLZ verdeckt. I just planned ahead as I know i won't be around to submit on the weekend
Verdeckt - June 3, 2011, 6:08 am
Woah.. how far ahead of our american friends is your part of Australia :D


STOP THEM PLEASE -




A LESSON LEARNED -


TAGS: dont screw with a scot
Rating: 3.89/5

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agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 9:34 pm
HA!!! 5L


NO PAIN -


TAGS: pain jesus nails carpenters hammers screaming
Rating: 3.5/5

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Treehodger - January 14, 2010, 8:55 pm
My my, Ron. You seem to have accidentally made a true motivational poster. I don't know if we should be ashamed, or stunned. Perhaps both?


SCIENCE FICTION TODAY - I don't have to write about the future. For most people, the present is enough like the future to be pretty scary. William Gibson




ARROGANT KNIGHT -


TAGS: oh yer screwed now dude hey a r wake up hey
Rating: 3.46/5

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Zreiser - June 4, 2011, 5:24 am
Merely a chess wound!
McBum - March 26, 2010, 11:03 pm
Monty Python!! Woo!
agdaniele - June 18, 2009, 11:06 pm
Jesus H. Tennessee Christ on a crutch. Ladies and gentlemen.... Sean has left the arena. Check and Mate.


IN MEMORY OF MY WIFE -


TAGS: her hand is set in a perm c and my accountant ts says that i am screwed so i am stuck for the rest of my life
Rating: 3.35/5

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Porcelina - June 27, 2009, 1:36 pm
hahahahahaha. this made me laugh
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 12:17 pm
Beautiful!!!


HER SCREAMS -


TAGS: screams you trees motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.3/5

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Treehodger - February 20, 2010, 1:05 am
I don't know ****! People always keep me out of the circle. >.> LOL!
spacedog - November 2, 2009, 11:55 pm
This is also a very cool pic. Nice job Ron.
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 6:38 pm
What if you just left her there? Would she still make a sound?
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 6:37 pm
always knew you had an eerie side


IT MAKES ME ANGRY! -




DREAMS -


TAGS: work hard enough and you can be a screw up at anything you want
Rating: 3.25/5

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Sean - September 29, 2009, 12:00 am
Is that YOU under the tree, MrRandom? If it is, you suck at hide 'n seek. Just sayin'.
MrRandom - September 28, 2009, 6:21 pm
And I am living proof


THE MANY WAYS TO GOD - Here they are.




SUCH A WONDERFUL DAY !! - Just wait and see how someone comes and screws everything up.


TAGS: screws
Rating: 5/5

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IT'S YOU - ... when your hit your toe on someting too hard to be ignored.


TAGS: pain face illusion toe scream
Rating: 4.56/5

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Zetmonk - February 21, 2012, 4:52 am
That's exactly what it feels like!


LOGGED OUT -




TEAMWORK -


TAGS: strategically applied togetherness to screw over another team as much as possible
Rating: 3.54/5

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agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 10:06 pm
LOL.... ok, ok.
BoneCD - October 17, 2009, 9:44 pm
baby ruth
agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 9:42 pm
Haitians?
BoneCD - October 17, 2009, 9:38 pm
Any who...picking up floaters just doesn't sound right, if you know what I mean
agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 9:36 pm
Then, I guess thanks are in order, MO.
MO - October 17, 2009, 9:36 pm
Right! But once they get "feet dry" we gotta send them all to Nevada. Waterwings....feet dry......that's just bad commenting....im out.
agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 9:33 pm
LOL... yeah, I'm lucky my girlfriend had a weather-sealed ironing board to get here... USCG was no help!
BoneCD - October 17, 2009, 9:30 pm
Nevada Mex
MO - October 17, 2009, 9:29 pm
We're not historically into "Saving" Cubans. Or is he Mexican? I ferget.
BoneCD - October 17, 2009, 9:22 pm
Oh hell, just throw him a floater ring and call Mo to go pick him up
Sean - October 17, 2009, 9:13 pm
That's precisely why we fitted you with them waterwings ... on yer ankles.
agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 8:16 pm
I'm not that srong a swimmer.
Sean - October 17, 2009, 8:15 pm
After the celebration party is over and the bonuses are divvied up ... sure!
agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 12:42 pm
You're going to swing around and pick me up after... right? 5L
BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 5:00 pm
That is a well done 5!
Sean - October 16, 2009, 4:46 pm
Voter #1 gives it a 1.


HEALTH CARE REFORM -




SCREW - It takes many to build a crib, but only one to fill it


TAGS: screw
Rating: 2.92/5

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RACETRACK - I think you're on the wrong one.


TAGS: oh **** holy crap bike car screwed
Rating: 2.78/5

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phydeaux - January 26, 2010, 12:20 am
Zombie car is HUNRY!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 7:55 pm

Zombie Car, what ya gonna do when he comes for you?


PEACEFULLY - i want to die peacefully in my sleep, like uncle Vern. Not kicking 'n' screaming like his passengers.




WELL AT LEAST - Bush knew how he was screwing America




realizations -




Sonic Screwdriver -


TAGS: sonic screwdriver
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - May 21, 2013, 8:30 pm

The Tenth Doctors Sonic Screwdriver, as a pen. I have one of those.


Hold Your Tongue -


TAGS: a drunken man on a flight to new york was duct ***ed to his seat by fellow passengers after attacking one woman and screaming the plane was going to crash jan 4th 2013
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 13, 2013, 1:09 pm
So true that did you know, you can get decorated duct ***e! What will they think off next...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 13, 2013, 12:42 am
I'm amazed at how awe5ome duct ***e is at fixing anything! Lol!


ODD -


TAGS: double negatives illegal clauses listen carefully or you re screwed
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 20, 2014, 6:20 pm
The double negative makes it perfect.


TRAUMA -


TAGS: in dirt no one can hear you scream
Rating: 4.89/5

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Reality Lord - July 21, 2010, 7:18 pm

double amsome
Faceplant31 - July 21, 2010, 10:57 am
Amsome.
agdaniele - July 21, 2010, 12:12 am
Ah yes, we steady ourselves on the shoulders of the dead. 5L


THE TANTRUM -




Marriage -




TOUGH DECISIONS -


TAGS: choosing screen names rl
Rating: 4.84/5

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TwistedNinjaPirate - May 25, 2011, 11:21 pm
5L, just like back in high school.
Verdeckt - May 25, 2011, 6:38 pm
(Solid) Metal Snake ??? Little bit gehy RL
CaptainBaked - May 25, 2011, 6:02 pm
HAHA! Nice...


DESOLATION (THANK YOU SCHULTZ1) -


TAGS: desolation scream
Rating: 4.72/5

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dy2012 - June 4, 2012, 3:05 am
love it..I just visited my old self...I told to him no regrets...you did what you did :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 3, 2012, 3:11 pm
Yes Rerun....we all like to visit the place we had our "first time". 5 soaps on ropes.
lgvernon - June 3, 2012, 9:00 am

Great ph**os, too!~


TRADITION -


TAGS: screwing up sunday football
Rating: 4.6/5

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foobar - July 22, 2010, 11:51 am
5L (from a mormon!)
Reality Lord - July 21, 2010, 7:08 pm

huge...lol
Kung-Fu Devil - July 21, 2010, 10:50 am
This is amsome.
Faceplant31 - July 21, 2010, 10:48 am
Ditto Grey, this is so fukcing amsome! 5L
GreyScorpion - July 21, 2010, 10:46 am
that's some funny right there, 5L "#$%##$^!! jehovah's witnesses! why can't they show up at half time!"


HOW TO DEAL WITH VAMPIRE HORDES RULE #23 - Set A Fire That Distracts Them With The Screams Of Your Loved Ones As You Get The Hell Out Of There


TAGS: hordes vampires screams rule hell
Rating: 4.57/5

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dy2012 - April 14, 2012, 1:50 am
lol nice one


WHAT IF -


TAGS: was that a spread sheet i just saw on your screen
Rating: 4.5/5

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Verdeckt - August 26, 2011, 8:03 am
*BUMP*
spacedog - June 4, 2010, 6:56 pm
Well done Jake, 5L.
pieman - June 4, 2010, 2:46 pm
I would make coffee and sneek in a spread sheet or two. 5 sugars in your coffee.
deadraisin - June 4, 2010, 2:36 pm
I gotta say my favorite Motifake to date, 5L for sure.
Zealot - June 4, 2010, 1:39 pm
nah, I'd do my homework
Faceplant31 - June 4, 2010, 1:01 pm
Amsome poster Jake and amsome comment Grey. 5L's!
GreyScorpion - June 4, 2010, 12:49 pm
this should have been posted on Blasphemy day, just sayin' 5L


JUST DESERTS -


TAGS: ice cream day she had it coming for a long time her eyes scream in terror
Rating: 4.33/5

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R.S.Jake - April 27, 2010, 11:29 am
Yes well played Grey, 5 S's for you! Especially because the second s is NOT the "modern usage", but an incorrect spelling and a Spelling Nazi's "achilles heel", Muahahahaha!
Ed-Hyde - April 27, 2010, 10:42 am
The below was the google definition. Darn it all. To be fair, on further research, "Desert" is the spelling used in Shakespeare. Modern usage uses the second s. Well played Grey, well played.
Ed-Hyde - April 27, 2010, 10:39 am
A desert is a landscape or region that receives almost no precipitation. Dessert is a course that typically comes at the end of a meal.
GreyScorpion - April 26, 2010, 9:44 am
Thanks Mooo+!!, I'll save you seat at the next class. & to the spelling nazi's, if ignorance is bliss, then you should be some really happy happy people. Deserts is spelled correctly, google it and see, don't be afraid, Mr Dictionary is your friend.
Ed-Hyde - April 26, 2010, 6:48 am
Nice one Moo+. Hey Grey, Desserts, like cheesecake. Not Desert like sandy. Though I guess she could be dried up. And BAD moderators for missing the spell check!
culos - April 26, 2010, 5:12 am
*won't be*
culos - April 26, 2010, 5:08 am
Anywho, I'd do her without worrying about the number of s-ses. I bet she won't that dry then....
rerun - April 26, 2010, 3:18 am

gee egg plant defender, way to make an introduction.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 3:13 am
f***in eggplant-jerkoff
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 3:12 am
You can criticize when you make just 1 poster better than GS's worst....STFU and GTFO....you're not wanted here.
eggplantdef - April 26, 2010, 3:08 am
Just deserts? As opposed to just tundras? Or just rainforests? Spell check ftw.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 1:43 am
Deep....and sick......you need help GS 5L.


Screen Covers -




CONFIDENTIAL DELIVERY - "Our products are promptly and discreetly delivered directly to you in plain brown wrapping." Oh boy! It's here!




REJECTION -


TAGS: thank you forseti for the pic idea i got screwed for 2nd place
Rating: 4.07/5

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TheTrashHeap - September 29, 2010, 8:42 am
Easy to do.
forseti - September 29, 2010, 7:10 am
nice work, rerun! I'm glad I found this pic and you missunderstood my posting! ;)
AdmiralAckbar - September 28, 2010, 11:38 pm
why am I hearing Walter Sobchak
agdaniele - September 28, 2010, 11:24 pm
Must everyone draw from personal experience here?
TheTrashHeap - September 28, 2010, 11:23 pm
F'd straight up the A with a 12" D.
rerun - September 28, 2010, 9:35 pm

and here I was trying to be polite, but yeah...what TTH said
TheTrashHeap - September 28, 2010, 9:28 pm
Cause she got F'd in the A Derek!
rerun - September 28, 2010, 9:24 pm

play on 2nd place & going #2 after fornication for a win.
Derek - September 28, 2010, 9:17 pm
What? Why?


CREATIVITY - Where one would find a heap of trash Another will find a treasure




MOTIFAKE MODERATORS - You wouldn't believe how poor their working conditions are.


TAGS: motifake moderators keeping the crap off our screens
Rating: 3.93/5

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boeweizer - February 23, 2010, 4:02 am
it in the secret panel behind the ups
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 18, 2010, 8:10 am
They keep the full ones open, upside down and in the bowl, Where they belong.
agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 7:58 pm
That's for the empties.
spacedog - February 17, 2010, 7:55 pm
Check the tank.
agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 7:54 pm
Where's my Guinness fridge?!?!?


DOCTORS AND SCIENTISTS -


TAGS: collegee graduates screwing around semester after semester is putting a needle in me no thanks
Rating: 3.89/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 29, 2014, 9:41 pm
Hmmm, probably worse. Probably one of “them."
EmilioDumphque - January 29, 2014, 1:57 pm
My doctor is from the "sub-continent", and has her name as co-author on important papers in medical research. I doubt she got her credentials by invitation or bribe.


SILENCE - Is golden...... But trains will cover their screams.


TAGS: trains hide little boys screams
Rating: 3.88/5

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rerun - September 7, 2010, 4:51 pm

PM 5150
5150monkeylove - September 7, 2010, 4:51 pm
I thank you. I believe I had made the color mistake a few other times. won't go on.
Faceplant31 - September 7, 2010, 3:25 pm
5L 5150. Like others said tho, the dark blue is not a good font color to use. Amsome poster tho
pzykosiz - September 6, 2010, 7:01 pm
the jokes a bit hard to read cause of teh color but still 5L's
5150monkeylove - September 6, 2010, 4:42 pm
thank you for the advice.
5150monkeylove - September 6, 2010, 4:16 pm
I have an idea............... post will be in que
rerun - September 6, 2010, 3:30 pm

there will always be haters & 1L bombers.
Reality Lord - September 6, 2010, 3:29 pm

5L despite having to turn all the lights off to read the tiny blue print.
5150monkeylove - September 6, 2010, 3:27 pm
Thanks. According to the votes, somebody seems to disagree. I wish people would leave tips and suggestions on mine even if they didnt like it. I don't revenge vote.
rerun - September 6, 2010, 3:01 pm

I gotta tell you, this one is great
5150monkeylove - September 6, 2010, 2:59 pm
nope. I believe there are enough guys here covering the van angle. I just find it funny. I dont want to make every van joke into a tribute.
rerun - September 6, 2010, 2:43 pm

Profound.....something we need to know there 5150?


WINE - Actually pretty helpful if you don't use DOS


TAGS: oh screw it
Rating: 3.8/5

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thatonechick - February 28, 2010, 11:59 am
Hukd on fonix wurkd four mee! LoL I was waiting for him to bomb some other posters, but my hopes were dashed. He's already got a warning, you know.
rerun - February 28, 2010, 11:58 am

fillament. see, I bright too
rerun - February 28, 2010, 11:58 am

with a missing fillamnet?
thatonechick - February 28, 2010, 11:54 am
DSATHeDRiZZLe: You're as bright as a 25 watt bulb


NOW - He's got a reason to scream


TAGS: scream
Rating: 3.75/5

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